Plague doctor outfits are so fucking cool. They're magic hazmat gear.
Fascism understander
famous non-expansionist fascist: The Nazis.
I fucking hate how people call Mark Zuckerberg a lizard man. Like, we get it, the famous kike is a lizard man. You and your antisemitic comments are sooo original. -_- And nobody gives a shit because he's a billionaire, so suddenly the antisemitism is okay and funny.
tbh it's very telling hearing liberals talk about Russians in general, because they suddenly sound like Nazi racial scientists who are on the verge of calling someone a subhuman
american liberal: umm remember we’re all one kind. the HUMANkind✨
ukrainian fighter touting an SS insignia: actually russians are orcs and i have the phenotype evidence to prove it
american liberal: oh shit sorry my bad listening and learning here
reylo is dead. mozart/salieri (Amadeus, 1984) is in. mozart/salieri from the movie amadeus is the new reylo
I walked into the bathroom at the place I work and this 14 year old girl kept glaring at me. Mind you, my hair is in a garish powdered pink wig, and I’m wearing breeches, and my lipstick is Mozart ball scented. She kept glaring at me so I eventually said, “is there a problem?” and I kid you not, she spat, “are you a saliozart ?”
Mein Gott, am I right?
When schools offer free meals for everyone, local families reduce grocery spending. Large chains respond by dropping prices, amplifying benefits to the broader community.
Education and nutrition depend on each other.
There's actually only one piece of ""Tumblr etiquette"" that people need to know and it's if you see a post that has thousands or tens of thousands of notes you should really check the replies to make sure ten billion other people haven't already told op the thing you're about to tell them so they don't have to spend the rest of their day trying to blow you up with their mind
People keep talking about tags on this post and let it be known if you say repetitive shit in the tags I forgive you because tags are primarily between you and your followers. I said replies because I meant replies. You would not believe how many identical replies you can get on a popular enough post
the crime the criminal
Objection!
Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?
I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.
And if you look closely at the results...
The blogs and dates don't match.
My client has been framed!
And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!
I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!
THIS IS IT. THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
WINNER TAKES ALL. THIS IS THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.
SUMMONING THE ENTIRETY OF THE ATLA AND UTENA FANDOMS.
Yall call this the gay trans site and Utena is losing? Homophobia if ive ever fucking seen it.
VOTE FOR UTENA FFS THEY'RE LESBIANS. THERE ARE LITERAL TRANS ALLEGORY. THERE'S NON-TOXIC MASCULINITY AND SUPER TOXIC TOO. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.
