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No but literally this sucks if real. Like it does and it's worrying
it is real. it sucks. my immediate reaction was outrage over them killing my favorite bus line. "promotes satanism" my brother in christ it's a fucking joke. polish christians get a grip challenge.
however,
the bus line's response to the controversy over the number was to change 666 to 669. which is some of the most beautiful malicious compliance i have seen in a while. and it makes up for the hope in humanity i lost while reading the above screenshot.
happened again where i was reading about cicadas and thought "damn i should get a cicada tattoo" and then glanced down at the part of my arm where i would put a cicada tattoo, which is where my cicada tattoo is
Xena Warrior Princess 2.04 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Studio Executives: Okay, look Sam, we know vampires are sexy, but we have two women in the lead here… so no sexy gay overtunes, okay?
Sam Raimi: Yeah, buddy, yeah…
Studio Executives: (leave)
SAm Raimi; People?
TV Crew: Yes boss?
Sam Raimi: Make this really fucking gay.
“I WILL INCREASE THE FREQUENCY OF THE FUCKIN THING”
Plague doctor outfits are so fucking cool. They're magic hazmat gear.
- Wax treated robes to protect from the humoric imbalance theory of disease.
- Frosted lenses to protect from the evil eye theory of disease.
- Beak stuffed with fragrant herbs to protect from the foul miasma theory of disease.
- Frightening appearance to protect from the malicious spirit theory of disease.
I fucking hate how people call Mark Zuckerberg a lizard man. Like, we get it, the famous kike is a lizard man. You and your antisemitic comments are sooo original. -_- And nobody gives a shit because he's a billionaire, so suddenly the antisemitism is okay and funny.
reylo is dead. mozart/salieri (Amadeus, 1984) is in. mozart/salieri from the movie amadeus is the new reylo
I walked into the bathroom at the place I work and this 14 year old girl kept glaring at me. Mind you, my hair is in a garish powdered pink wig, and I’m wearing breeches, and my lipstick is Mozart ball scented. She kept glaring at me so I eventually said, “is there a problem?” and I kid you not, she spat, “are you a saliozart ?”
Mein Gott, am I right?





